Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

National show your cock to your best friend day

You have to show your best mate your cock, it could be comparing, or seeing whose is bigger, either way lads get those cocks out

its national show your cock to your best friend day

by Theamazinghumana February 13, 2022

Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!

by OracleOXYGEN October 12, 2008

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

Slang. If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Batman: As the famous Harley Quinn said treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played. Robin: what do you mean? Batman: If you play me for a fool, I’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

by B-rizzle August 7, 2023