Window Shopping

When rich guys go to mall to buy windows

Window Shopping! , OMG! you guys so rich you buy windows

by ramsamilover February 5, 2021

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.

Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.

by arceebee February 20, 2021

Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.

Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!

by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021

Window

Something you'll have to email your university halls 'defects team' about because the latch has bent in the wind.

Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.

Person 1: I've got a business proposition for you involving a definitely not pyramid scheme with windows.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 7, 2021

Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)

Windows Safe Mode

by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021

Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.

(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021