weird potato

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017

dutch potato

A total idiot and is a extremely offensive terms for everyone

Did you hear what Caitlin called Colin?

No what?
A Dutch potato

Well that is true

by Harrypotter394 June 20, 2016

Bombay potatoes

A sexual act in which the receiver douses their mouth with hot sauce, curry, or some other spicy food additive and then inserts another person's balls in his/her mouth. After insertion, the receiver puffs his/her cheeks out repeatedly. If he/she does not oblige, their cheeks can be simultaneously patted on either side.

Girl, act yo bad self and gimme some Bombay potatoes.

by Isaac Beaverton September 19, 2009

Potato Ladle

A spoon device used to scoop semen out of a potato after you have just ejaculated into it.

I forgot to wash my potato ladle before Sally used it to stir up her Sunday morning coffee.

by Jackin'OffInTheBox September 5, 2011

Boob potato

The sexual act in which the Male eats mashed potatoes off of a woman’s breasts. Seen in porn and often performed in real life.

“Damn Lucas, I just got boob potatoed and it felt amazing.”

by Yeetboi666guccigang69 August 9, 2018

Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

hash potatoes

haveing money for your family

i got them hash potatoes,that means ticket meal cash

by 8legspyder December 16, 2009