In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022
Get the obsessive lord of the rings disordermug. A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.
by FireAngel250 November 20, 2021
Get the Cancer Lordmug. The Dance Lord is an evil entity that roams the earth at night warning trespassers of the local Clark-e-stone building not to suffer the same immortal dancing fate as he does.
by Nebuiox May 23, 2022
Get the Dance Lordmug. by absolutintekevin July 13, 2023
Get the Marcis Lordmug. 
The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.
by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020
Get the Dump Lordmug. by asdfgbgnhretywe December 19, 2022
Get the Rogan Lordmug.