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Ghetto Gallop

Going for a jog
by Fidel Ca$hflow August 3, 2009
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ghetto cereal

Store brand cereal, with a name attempting to sound like the name brand product.
Frosted Flakes and Flakes are not the same, you bought us that ghetto cereal again!
by Rhodan April 7, 2011
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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies
Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)
by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011
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ghetto gallon

The gallon of cheap iced tea, usually Turkey Hill that black people and construction workers cart around with them due to its good taste at a cheap price, which lasts all day. Another variance is the ghetto half gallon, which some also carry with them.

Besides iced tea, some also carry Kool Aid, lemonade, and other cheap sugary drinks.
There's Tyrone with that ghetto gallon again, like every other day.

The construction worker had a ghetto gallon and was drinking it on the hot day.
by SOODO October 1, 2012
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Ghetto Uprising

When perception of preferential treatment of the affluent classes results in an inflammation of social tension sufficient to bring about an upheaval or backlash of the unspoken status quo between the classes from below. When the preferential treatment is based on race and not capitalism, such an uprising is a matter of humanity and social justice. When it is not racial, it is usually rooted in socialism.
ConEd employee #1: If we don't restore power to New Rochelle and Mount Vernon before Pelham, we'll have a ghetto uprising. Everyone knows that Pelham is white.

ConEd employee #2: That'll just be a race war. A ghetto uprising is class warfare. You're thinking of what would happen if we restored power to the Village before the Upper East Side.
by Casey Poivre March 6, 2011
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Ghetto Swerve

While driving, it is the act of swerving over even the smallest of dips in the road to avoid damaging your car.

The term is believed to have originated from the Inland Empire tuner scene in Southern California where teens would have their cars too low to handle the dips in the roads. Driving straight through the dips at normal driving speed or higher speeds would cause the car to scrape and/or bottom out damaging body pieces or suspension parts.

To avoid this, rather than slowing to a crawl, drivers would turn the wheel sharp just before entering the dip, then sharply turn the wheel the opposite direction while driving up from the dip. Straightening out once they have passed over the dip.
Passenger: "Gonna destroy your new body kit if you don't slow down for that dip up there."

Driver: "Nah, I'll just ghetto swerve over it."
by The Hos July 5, 2012
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Ghetto Retarded

When something goes down that is so ludicrous that all political correctness is thrown by the wayside.
Peter: Man, I caught my girl in bed with my dad last night.

Joseph: Bro, thats just ghetto retarded.
by Sideburns88 May 17, 2010
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