You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

one take jay

He’s in the building.

“One take Jay is in the building” -Kubzscouts

by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023

nice, we'll take that

When a geoguessr pro gets an acceptable guess, notably Rainbolt.

2km? nice, we'll take that.

by Monkinja December 1, 2022

Takes all Kinds

Short for: "It takes all kinds". Takes all kinds is a way of saying "I don't know, that person is weird, but it takes all kinds of people to run the world, even if those people are weirdos."

Person A: What is she doing with her life? Why would she buy a lawn flamingo buisness?
Person B: *sigh* Takes all kinds.

by dangboyhethicc March 30, 2022

take a wizard of oz

The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.

Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!

by AlrightHamilton February 3, 2021

take her to the market

when you are with someone and feel the immediate need to have sexual relations via the rectum

Wow! I was just with my friend and she could not stop flirting! I think imma take her to the market.

by lilyanuh December 1, 2021

taking a fat L

Completely and utterly messing up; losing badly to someone or something

"I suck at this game, I'm taking a fat L!" she complained, kicking the arcade game angrily.

by 807246 June 16, 2022