I just have really high standards

common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way

It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards

by zog June 29, 2004

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You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

by The Timmer April 12, 2007

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ur such a karen, like just shut up

when ur mother is being a little bit of a bitch, not only reserved for your mother, can be used for your father if he is still around. Tbh homie probably left u but idk. also used to a friend or enemies,can be used for other family aswell u can use it for teachers aswell , instead of swearing at them, it will get u into a bit less trouble

SHUT UPPPPP ur such a Karen, like just shut up..... no one cares about what u have to say

by Laraaaaaaz September 1, 2021

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