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A rose, by any other name, is a weed, which is typically given to a woman in February, in exchange for sexual favors. The rose may also be given at other times of the year, when a man feels that it is time to pretend that he was wrong in exchange for make-up sexual favors. This species of weed is related to the cactus, in that it has deadly spikes on its' stem, but dissimilar from canibus in that it offers no fun in consumption, and your annoying, stoner coworkers don't profess their love for it incessantly. A rose starts life as a seed, just like your sorry ass did, which becomes a bud, then, finally, a rose. At this point, the weed is violently removed from the rest of its' body, and shoved into a glass jar to suffer for a few days, before finally "wilting," or dying, and being thrown away by your future ex-girlfriend.

But the sex is incredible.
"I'm going to surprise Julie with a dozen roses on Friday, so that she can help me with my blue balls."

"The cat shit in the rose bush again."
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Rose is a person who is daring, fun-loving, and extremely active. If you get her out of her shell, she will be the best friend you could ever have. She will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood you are in. She is as unique as each perfect, individual flower in which her name has its origin from: the rose. She is a girl that makes you think that no other girl can compare. Her love of all living animals, such as dogs and puppys, is just another reason to like her. Just an A1 gal.
That girl Rose🌹 is just an A1 gal.

rose flower perfect beautiful
by dogloverP July 16, 2016
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Rose

She’s a milf and dilf hunter and an absolute badussy she is soo graaape and makes everyone happy and she soo fanny and makes people laugh to the point that they can’t breathe.
Rose your so fanny hahahehhehe
by Penixwright March 27, 2023
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She's a rare figure in life that'll truly leave an impact on you. She's very caring, smart, outgoing and overall optimistic . And while she may express her downsides occasionally , she isn't afraid to hear others out at her own expense. She loves jumping off things and deep talks but most importantly, she loves to love. If a Rose enters your life , keep her close because she'll no doubt be willing to keep you closer.
"Rose really knows how to manhandle that Drone"
"Of course she does, she's talented!"
by MaccoDR April 6, 2020
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Scarlett Rose McCoy

omfg i love them so much ❤️ if your seeing this wifey ily 💞
I LOVE SCARLETT ROSE MCCOY 🖤!
by Jeremy:) September 23, 2021
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Mellow roses

Hey Albert, would you like to smoke some mellow roses with me
by Peruvian Dave November 14, 2019
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Rose

man he’s on so much rose
by tedbundylover11222228 July 18, 2020
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