family unit

separated or divorced couples that are only together for the children’s sake
The family unit spent the day going to get ice cream and playing at the park.
by Taylor Tuscan May 06, 2024
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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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ure family the homosexual

you can use this against the people that say mom gay or ur dad lesbian
Jake- "Ur mom gay"
Bob- "Ur dad lesbian"
Jake- "no u"
Bob- "Reverse"
Jake- "Reverse of Reverse"

Bob- "ure family the homosexual"
Jake- "*oof*"
by Potaki__ April 09, 2018
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Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family
by Dr. Khatari February 07, 2022
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Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family
by Dr. Khatari February 07, 2022
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The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"
Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!

Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)

Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!
by Adolf Hidler March 27, 2018
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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 19, 2023
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