Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

Smash

hey ever wanted to smash ur bf???? WELL NOW YOU CAN

jimmy:hey baby?

luna:yeah?

jimmy:lets smash its December 11th

luna:bet i want you too

by BBC_EATER December 9, 2023

smash pics

photos of any type of accident: a car crash, a physical fail, someone getting their ass kicked etc

or

Sex photos

Guy: "That dude got his ass kicked and everyone was filming it."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."

or

Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."

by MacWomack December 11, 2023

Smash and dash

When you only want to fuck and leave.

I met this girl last night but I only wanted to smash and dash because she cray cray

by Bennyboi0026 December 19, 2023

Smash Up Durbie

Bumper cars of death.

“Let’s go watch the smash up durbies!”

by V8sforlife July 2, 2023

Smash

Another word for: fire, great, awesome, tasty, AMAZING

This burger is so SMASH

by gib1234678 July 24, 2023

Smash

To stick you pipe into someone repeatedly multiple times a week tens of weeks a year hundreds of years a millennium all the time everytime.the person must also have multiple erections that break through the fibers of your pants and hit someone in the face and give them a concussion. It can also be used to describe someone as someone you'd have sex with all the time everytime no hesitation.

School Child: "hi principal"
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"

*principal pulls down his pants... *

by DBE_Orngy April 20, 2023