The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.

Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.

by Cyuse December 2, 2020

Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!

Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/

by Merksman May 10, 2008

Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.

Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.

by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021

John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp

John Kimberlin (simp)

by Shhdhs February 5, 2020

Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay

"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"

by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021

King (CEO of Simps)

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

by king of demons October 30, 2020