The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 12, 2018

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Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.

Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.

by Cyuse December 02, 2020

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Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!

Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/

by Merksman May 10, 2008

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King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

by king of demons October 30, 2020

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Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out

You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!

by N00bMajesty May 25, 2022

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by ZuZu091 November 05, 2020

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Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨

by That_one_simp May 04, 2022

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