pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.

Dude you totally just pond sausaged

by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020

sausage whore

A girl who is obsessed with everyone's sausage but yours (not the food kind)

Isn't Natalie such a sausage whore

by sausage whore March 27, 2016

Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 06, 2020

Sausage quaffer

Someone who drinks heartily and greedily from another mans penis.

He's a real sausage quaffer, damn near sucked me dry!

by Locomonkey August 15, 2017

Sausage-Holer

one of those jerk wad American hating Germans who obviously have a bratwurst in their "hole"

Ex. 1: "Dude, Hitler was like King of The Sausage-Holers"

Ex. 2: "Honestly man, quit being a sausage-holer and just be nice to Americans"

by j_m_s July 11, 2008

Hukki Sausage

A delicious, juicy sausage to put in your butt, great for anal, and a great gift for your mother.

"Hey Jane, here's a Hukki Sausage"
"Thanks John, I'm going to put it in my ass!"
"Of course, you should give one to your mother!"
"Good idea John!"

by emphyzz November 22, 2024