When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.
by SplangFan September 29, 2018


A term used to describe someone who is angry or bitter, often in response to being slighted or defeated.
by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023

by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018

by saltyshadows November 18, 2020

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025
