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Orange Republic

Similar to a banana republic, that being a country governed in the interested of corporations, with extremely high income disparity and vast swathes of the population living in abject poverty whilst wealth and power are rapidly concentrated into smaller groups of disgustingly rich motherfuckers. Major tax breaks for the rich and exploitation of local resources and populations are inherent in both banana republics and orange republics.

The orange republic is differentiated from the banana republic in that it is run by Donald Trump. And it's worse.
Jill: Have you seen that Trump is offering tax breaks to major corporations so they don't have to pay much tax at all, to stop them avoiding tax?
Jack: Yeah, he's just legitimising tax avoidance. The US is becoming such an orange republic
by apples unt oranges February 1, 2017
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Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.
Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

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by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017
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direct republic

A forum of debate and presentation with legal equality between its members that resolves conflict through explicit voluntary contract.
A direct republic is the best way to achieve freedom from laws that you don’t want to apply to you.
by Ysggsgsuahvwfa October 25, 2019
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College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
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Hurmanian Republic

1. Also known as the Republic of Hurmania

2. The Nation of the Hurmanians
See Hurmanian
Person 1: You live in the Republic of Hurmania or The Hurmanian Republic
Person 2: YES
by TheRealSteveWASTAKENLOLOLOL November 24, 2020
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Trump Republic

The new name that will be given to the grounds of Maralago in Florida after he leaves the White House at the end of his term.

Basically Trump will turn the grounds of Maralgo into a "Micro Nation".
Person 1: Did you hear that a micro nation has formed inside Florida?

Person 2: Where in Florida?
Person1: On the grounds of Maralago, the name of the micro nation is Trump Republic.
by MST3K I like November 25, 2020
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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