Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

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Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

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Robert

A romance novel in real life. A version of yourself in a male body. A friend for life, a true ,down to earth person. Musical, artistic, and creative.

I loved Robert when I met him,because he was giving me good vibes.

by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021

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Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

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Robert Grindstaff

A slender built man with a large appendage who is known to make everyone happy

That young man is such a Robert Grindstaff.

by dragon slayer 3000 February 4, 2023

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robert englund

A fucking boss actor that is well known for playing Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare On Elm Street and many more roles. An actor in the horror world that's beloved by fans, Englund always spends time with his fans and never seem to have an ego.

Guy 1: Dude, I just met Freddy Krueger!!

Guy 2: Holy Fuck, Robert Englund?!

Guy 1: HELL YEAH!

by Jerome Valeska aka Joker September 22, 2020

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