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Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.
"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."
by sama24681013579 February 16, 2019
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Robert Perdue

That Robert Perdue guy is a huge nonce
by Msuhaliinia June 9, 2022
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Robert and Jane

Robert and Jane are 2 people that are meant to be. They have chemistry like no other and are soul mates. If you know a couple names Robert and Jane just know you should bow down in the amazing presence.
yubo wang : oh em gee, Robert and Jane are like a royal couple !
homeless person : i’ll do you in for 5$
by Roop&Joop January 30, 2023
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Robert

Roberts Have A Big Dick 😋😋
Robert has a 2 foot dick
by fuccyoubitchhh November 24, 2021
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Rory Robert Wilson

The sexiest, strongest, most talented and intelligent person who can possibly exist ever.
Everybody wishes they were Rory Robert Wilson as he is so much better than everyone else
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