Putting the ronseal on

Celebrity marriage. The average celeb marriage lasts about five years, just like ronseal five year wood stain.

Kaley Cuoco and Josh ‘Lazie’ Resnik are engaged. They will soon be putting the ronseal on the relationship.

by Noodles56 October 28, 2011

put it deep

Another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

"You look like shit today "
"Put it deep"

by Silver foxx March 27, 2016

Putt putted

The past tense of putt putt golfing.

I have never putt putted before!

by ThatGirlPaige July 29, 2017

I'll Put That In My Notes

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.

"I'll put that in my notes."

by Your Sister March 7, 2015

Put that shit on

PTSO, Can mean either;
1. Very good or well themed outfit
2. Ability to attract women, purely with rizz

1. “Yo you’re fit goes crazy, you fr put that shit on”
2. “Watch me put this shit on with that girl over there”

by Money Grab July 4, 2023

putting 4 fingers up

putting 4 fingers up means mandeq’s the 🐐

*somones putting 4 fingers up *Yh I agree she’s 🔛🔝

by undercoverfed_ May 21, 2022

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021