by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
Get the phonemug. by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021
Get the girlfriends phone diedmug. The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."
John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"
Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"
John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
Get the phone paralysismug. National phone sex day just have phone sex with your partner or someone you are getting it on with tbh I’m just horny
Tristen:yoooo I just had phone sex w this baddie it was the best thing ever I only did it tho cuz it’s National phone sex day
by Italianbaddie August 7, 2025
Get the National Phone sex daymug. by ItsYaGirlLukes July 8, 2021
Get the Smiling at their phonemug. by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021
Get the Phone Comamug. by Lexigirl15 September 17, 2018
Get the phonemug.