Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Paper bitch

The definition of paper bitch is a person who is just a plain old bitch. He(she)'s a little bitch, he(she)'s a pussy, he(she)'s a paper bitch. This slang word originated in Guelph Ontario by some preppy plaza kids that always go to their spot.

Person 1 "Yo stop being such a paper bitch"
Paper bitch "what's a paper bitch mean?"
Person 2 "the definition of paper bitch is _their__name_____ "

by Bakedd goodies May 24, 2017

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 13, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Papers Now

The one who help in Writing & Proofreading.

Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior

by Smith45 January 11, 2022

paper shaker

slang term form the 1960s meaning a newsboy because of the way thye thew the papers at the house.

Matt' taking care of his newspaper deliveries.
Geez, he is such a paper shaker!

by lovemeeeeeee September 30, 2009

Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

by doinkass May 05, 2023