Shorting

The acting of forgoing regular pants for short shorts.

Damn that guy is shorting.

by Frank Barnes January 31, 2021

short slight

when most of the media’s coverage about people of above average height is more negative than those of below average height.

The short slight made most rich people be of below average height because of the public’s perception of them.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020

Shorts user

A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.

xample 1
Shorts user: The Waffle House has found its new host.
Person: Can you please shut the fuck up?
Example 2
Shorts user: Most normal thing in Ohio 💀💀💀
Person: You're so fucking annoying.
Example 3
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Shut the fuck up already!
Shorts user: Ur father left to go get milk lmao
Person: I'm done with this platform

by kazakhstantireprices2013 January 24, 2023

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.

He was shorted during sex.

by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017

ettin shorts

A type of street light in the shape of an L and a pipe.

The house in Six Farnsworth Avenue has ettin shorts.

by heagheueppon October 21, 2022

Short bused

Patronizing an unsuspecting adult to indulge one's own sense of virtue or gain

Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?

Tony: Umm yeah...

Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...

Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded

Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...

Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused

by CK1988 February 8, 2021