my beard

When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.

Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard

by Kk1821 February 14, 2018

My Life

Something you should learn to love because once it's over you might look back and want to see good memories so save your tears and feel happy.

All I do is sleep but I was told to be happy about my life so that's what I'm doing

by KitKat291935 May 7, 2018

my feelings!

What you say when you feel hurt or spited. Often used ironically.

Person 1: "ur mum GAI boi"
Person 2: "my feelings! :("

by BigLadIzaac April 29, 2019

My Pinktoes

What a Black man calls his White woman!

I love you My Pinktoes, you're Daddys Pinktoes.

by Pinktoes November 28, 2010

[my bad]

n. common phrase used to explain a deep sense of grief and sympathy for another upon which you may have directly or indirectly caused minute unrest.

Mike - Oh man, my bad. Didn't mean to hit you man.
Dominic - Nah its cool.

by mcshaver January 22, 2009

my ruin

A tallentless Nu Metal band, with a screechy female singer who tries to act rebelious and strong while still being a complete and utter pussy, delivering watered down rebelion to stupid wannabe goths who want to feel good about being ugly and fat.

Screw My Ruin, if you want to hear something with a chick growler, listen to Arch Enemy...

by Broody May 2, 2005

My fault

A word people use when they don’t really mean sorry. Used mostly by rude people.

“Bro you just hit my car”
“Oh my fault man”

by DummyBoy September 17, 2019