National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

National Kobe Bryant Day

August 24 (8/24) Rest in peace Kobe and Gianna🙏🏼🙏🏼

I can’t wait for National Kobe Bryant Day!

by Drose013 January 27, 2020

National tits pic day

June 25 National send tits pic day. A day where you have to send a pic of your bare tits to whoever asks.

Me; Happy National tits pic Day!!
Her; Thanks here’s the pic!!

by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020

National big sister day

A day dedicated to our big sisters, because they helped raise us too!!!

I have to buy my sister a gift for National Big Sister Day

by Bellerrrrrr December 3, 2019

National grab boob day

You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. You’re so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts

Boy 1-“it’s national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katie’s”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help”

by lDontGiveAFuck March 18, 2021

National Fake Friends Day

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.

It's national fake friends day! who you posting?

by Nari.x.Sanderson August 5, 2019

National slap someone day!!

It's national slap a person day!!
April 15 ,2018

Slap the person you hate,love'whatever! Really^¬^

It's national slap someone day!!

by Wolfstakout24 May 27, 2018