by TheLikariLanguage April 2, 2025
Get the Heidi Gardner Wear Male Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Jean Baptistmug. by angelo thesaurus April 26, 2024
Get the skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohiomug. A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021
Get the Yogurt Malemug. A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.
Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."
Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."
by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025
Get the Performative Malemug. Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office
-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
-Other human being: hi darling, frday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seems to be annoied when I prolose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
Get the Malemug. A silly fun guy that jokes around a lot. Kind of perverted. Minor imperfections with appearance, not ugly enough to be a incel but not attractive enough to be a chad. Average height. Isn’t too skinny or fat, kind of in the middle. Gets along with everyone. Uses Reddit occasionally. Centrist.
Robert can’t really be defined as an alpha nor a sigma. He’s kind of in the middle but he jokes around a lot so I’d call him a gigma male.
by Gigma May 26, 2022
Get the Gigma Malemug. A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.
A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.
by nurakid436 June 17, 2025
Get the Yogurt Malemug.