Ex Machina

Adj. A phrase used in "Everything Wrong With" parodies to signify a character or thing is: Done with exaggeration and skill almost as to show off from it's comparison; "glorified"; more effort put in than really needed. Simply: a suffix meaning, "next level type shit". Yes, an older version of a character can be an ex Machina version of their younger self.

(Noctis Lucis from Final Fantasy XV) "Sasuke ex machina! That's getting a sin!"

by you muther jackass April 18, 2018

beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow

A Retrograde Wheelbarrow is where the female places her hands on the ground to support herself whilst the male picks up her lower body and thrusts into her, mimicking a wheelbarrow (with extra sex).
A Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.

May be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.

The Soviet Army 1939-1945
I'm pretty damn sure the Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow (or "Machine Gun Fucking") occurred then.

by Nightrunex December 12, 2011

Mac Hine

Pronunciation of the word machine by Howard Stern producer Gary Del'Abate when asked by Sal to PRONOUNCE a series of words.
M-A-C (pause) A-R-T-H-U-R
M-A-C (pause) F-L-Y
M-A-C (pause) H-I-N-E
Etc...

Sal: "Pronounce M-A-C D-O-N-N-E-L-L"
Gary: "Mac Donnell"
Sal: "Pronounce M-A-C H-I-N-E"
Gary: "Mac Hine"
Sal: No you horse toothed jack ass, it's machine

by Jeff El Drunk May 7, 2007

Deus Ex Machina

is without a doubt an archetype considered as a quasi-impetus of a prevalent trope that strides to an extensively particular culmination which opts to incorporate an unorthodox and haphazard prospect which is scrupulously and circuitously contrived to presumably rectify borderline incorrigible conundrums or circumstances in order to deliberately expedite an ideal and feasible impending crux that would transpire in a plausible but inexplicable manner which usually aggregates a plethora of complex multifaceted serendipitous outcomes; On the contrary however, it absolutely entails the omission of the obligatory, arbitrary and elusive logic inclined to expedite an ideal and immutable apotheosis but only on the off chance if certain intrinsic characters would go out on a limb hence, leaving them apparently in the midst of a vastly dire escapade and are currently inevitably beleaguered; nonetheless, if delved on furthermore through meticulously scrutinizing the intricate logic; this on the other hand would somehow instigate elicit recurring aberration instilled in the underlying recesses of our objective, biased and condescending judgement thus when overtly eluded under the influence of its predicament, it could cause certain implications such as aspects of double standard; unless marred by its beguiling provocative matter, hence relinquish its purpose and haplessly render it negligible and incomprehensibly desultory.

"That scene where the animated Cat Agent's debut in the "Last Action Hero" movie when he saved Jack Slater was apparently a Deus Ex Machina at this point since there was no indication and clue whatsoever of his sudden inclination of saving Jack Slater at the last minute."

by TrickyJebus June 17, 2016

Machinegun Cha-cha

When the only thing holding up the deceased's corpse is the rapid cycling of bullets through the chest cavity. This causes the hapless chump to gyrate, as if they were dancing due to the impact of bullets.

When ED-209 blasted that stuffed shirt in Robocop, he did the machinegun cha-cha.

youtube the video: "Robocop - Only a Glitch scene"

by Mysteriousdischarge August 20, 2010

Verbal Machinegun

Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.

Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"

Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"

by odeg October 20, 2009