mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..

If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021

Clout Mexican

Similar to a weeaboo in that they want to appear to be a Mexican to others, when in reality they're anything but.
You may usually identify these people by what they eat and how they act, most of the time is a white teenage girl who gets offended easily, pretends to be mexican and makes an ass of herself by eating hot chips, speaking in spanglish with grade school Spanish vocabulary.

That bitchass is being a motherfucking Clout Mexican again.
bitch is always like "oh look at me I'm 0.3% mexican"

by mapleint May 2, 2021

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

Mexican Wisconsin

A cult that started on TikTok that claims “Mexican Wisconsin” as a sovereign nation

If you say Mexican Wisconsin isn’t real, they will hunt you down and decapitate you

by Realdfn7 August 22, 2023

Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you

by JoeyCanTSee December 5, 2021

full Mexican

the action of inserting a burrito into someones anus

i gave her the full Mexican

by arandompenguin June 6, 2022

Mexican Party

A place that can be identified by a police cars red and blue lights.

Their was a Mexican Party after the shooting.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004