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Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew
I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC
by pluhmm November 16, 2021
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davin matthews

Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
by Jmhemi January 7, 2023
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Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.
Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022
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Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger
by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023
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Matthew

is the best type of guy friend you will ever have. if your sad, mad, or anything of the sort he will be there and make you laugh. matthew is the most loyal friend or lover you will ever have. he has crushes and admire them from a distance but will never express his feeling because he is scared of outcomes. he will have people come up to him and be shy but once you get to know him, he’s the life of the party. matthew will always have admires but will always run because he’s scared of the future. matthew doesn’t like opening up because he doesn’t think his feelings aren’t as important as his friends and doesn’t want to be selfish expressing them.
damn is that a matthew, he’s so fun at parties but he has a secret but nobody knows it.
by roger1780 November 21, 2021
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matthew

matthews usually like to listen to music specifically Kanye west. They are very sexy and beautiful people who extrude positive energy. You can’t never get bored around a matthew
Did you see that crazy guy yelling at a kanye concert? he must be matthew
by hhsjsie August 21, 2022
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