may 7

it’s the international nudes day.
you must send nudes to who requests them.

-boy yesterday i got my dms full of nudes
-no shit, it was may 7, the international nudes day

by coaly May 7, 2021

May 28

The day a fucking loser was born aka me

i was born on may 28 i am a fucking loser

by immajumpoffabridge November 21, 2021

May 25th

The New International Goth Day because Alli forgot

Alli: I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley: HOW
Alli: I DONT KNOW
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE

*may 25th was made new goth day shortly after the incident”

by Bes Mean May 24, 2021

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

by Mmmss April 25, 2021

May 17th

Amazing-ness was born

Person 1: it’s may 17th
Person 2: so?

Person 1: amazing-ness was born today 🙏🏽

by You:) December 8, 2019

18th of may

18th of may is international give money to people who start with ‘b’ day. If you know anyone whose name starts with a ‘b’ you have to give them $5

Yay it’s the 18th of may I can’t wait to give Brandon $5

by Brodie Roofs November 3, 2020

May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021