Push-licking

"Push licking": The act of pushing your supposedly germaphobic partner away by licking them.

"Stop push-licking me, Carl!"
"Hold still! You have a smudge of dirt on your face!"

Push-licking by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018

Mirror Licking 

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

Mirror Licking by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Jesus Mother Licker 

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

Jesus Mother Licker by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

lickout man 

Known on TGF. A lick out man is the term used for when somebody is known to be a complete arsehole. The term 'Lick Out' suggests that they have therefore licked out the persons arsehole. Could also be a refference to the word 'Bumsuck'

John: Hey what are you doing

Craig: Nothing, just ploughing your mum infront of your baby siter
John: Oh Craig, your such a lickout man.

lickout man by LickoutMan July 27, 2016

Ball licker 

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

Ball licker by Ben February 11, 2003

licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

licking carpet by Allan Scott June 4, 2007

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' 

1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.

1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008