Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

off a lick

When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated

Man this Zaza got me off a lick

by StainboyP August 22, 2021

Lick

Hard drug customer, custy, junky, someone to sell crack or heroin to
Short for derelict.

"The licks be linin' up for whatever they got on South 2nd."

by PrisonChessNet December 1, 2019

Esophageal Licking Syndrome

The distinct feeling of having to clear your throat because you constantly hear someone clearing theirs, even though you have no actual issue. Almost feels like someone is actively licking the back of your throat.

Becky keeps clearing her throat so much it's giving me ELS (esophageal licking syndrome).

by Noillik November 29, 2022

Devious Lick

A stupid trend where students steal important shit from schools. If the licker isn’t caught and arrested within the day, faculty will most likely punish the whole student body. It’s a no win situation, yet it’s still overwhelmingly popular on TikTok

Check out this devious lick I picked up from the bathroom. Now no one will have soap for a week! 😈

by MidwesternGuineaPigLover September 13, 2021

devious lick

trend of stealing items from your friendly neighborhood school: including but not limited to PPE, test kits and soap dispensers in addition to anything that could possibly fit inside or outside a backpack. a desperate act conducted in hope of viral fame and brief senseless empowerment as society crumbles around you

*steals masks and posts video evidence to TikTok* What an absolutely devious lick.

I'm going to win this trend! *records self with incriminating stolen goods*

by santa fe September 13, 2021

Lick

When someone euphorically appreciates family or friends. Often used online pedantically to give the impression of a typo, only to correct the individual that no, you meant lick obviously.

I am so lick for the friends and family in my life. I like the Pearl Jam version better, but friend recommend this so I have to share it!

by Libnevarc June 29, 2025