I just have really high standards

common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way

It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards

by zog June 29, 2004

You Just Pissed on my Rug, Dude

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

by The Timmer April 12, 2007

help my room just set on fire

This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.

Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department

by Aaaagdddgdghhhhj July 10, 2021

Each day is just another shit in the bucket.

Description for a bad day or a few bad days (written by Kasey.H)

Ugh, today couldn't be worse. Its just each day is just another shit in the bucket.

by Jubjub11k February 17, 2022

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

No you won't

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No
You will not

by GabbbTruskys January 12, 2023

Man i Just Cummed so hard

maybe ill do it more later

man i just cummed so hard that i cried

by Rxplanation March 5, 2023

I guess Ill just kill myself

Something somebody might say when they embarrass themselves.

Brad- Stacy do you want to go to the prom?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- ...
Stacy- ...
Brad- I guess Ill just kill myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023