June 24th 2027

the time all monkeys will go to jail

Random guy: hey monkey June 24th 2027

Monkey: *monkey noises*

by Roxeb_ September 4, 2023

June 12th

Only black homosexuals are born on this day

Hey did you know that mark was born on June 12th

Ew he must be a homo

by Coolest dood September 10, 2023

June 20

a 4'11, ambiverted, funny, little asian boy that listens to tv girl and pulls anyone he wants 🔥🔥🔥

this is cal. he is born on june 20

by malicxze September 19, 2023

June 6th

The Uglyest person was born on this day

June 6th is ugly

by mojcvccx September 23, 2023

June 6th

June 6th is the day we pray to our lord and savior WILL the luck god and ask him to forgive our sins in exchange for luck if not done on June 6th non shall be saved from the luck gods wrath

"Hey Alfie its June 6th have you prayed today"
"No i dont believe in any god"
"I pitty you as you will(pun) not be saved from the luck gods wrath

by F.lobe October 3, 2023

June 13th

Celebrate BTS's anniversary!!

Boy: Is today June 13th?

Girl 1: yeah why?

Girl 2: Are you dumb? It's BTS's anniversary since Debut!!

Boy: Yeah!

Girl: lemme celebrate too!!

by Twice_official October 3, 2023

June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

by one_thilde October 17, 2019