pounding ass

A slang term for having sex (straight or gay).

When a male inserts his cock into a girls or a guys ass and fucks it.

I saw Sean pounding ass in the bathroom.

I pounded a girl in the ass last night! It was some on the best sex I ever had!

I caught Dave pounding Sam's ass in the closet.

by The Contributor September 22, 2013

ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

by Wendellian February 7, 2006

ass athiest

Person who does not believe in anal sex.

Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest

by coppola March 11, 2008

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005

Kiss Ass

A kiss-ass, otherwise known as a teacher's pet, brown-noser, or in case of the office, a 'Yes,man/woman', is a person who will constantly suck up to a person in a higher position, hoping to gain attention and/or favor.

They are the ones who are in the office on weekends (usually the only ones there), while everybody else is having fun. Or they are usually the first ones there and the last to leave.

They generally allow themselves to be stepped on, walked over, and shit on, all in the hopes their efforts will be noticed by their superiors.

Brad: Hey, is Jim going to join us at the baseball game?

Tom: Nah. He's too busy pulling an all-nighter at the office

Brad: What a corporate kiss ass

by marc2010 November 14, 2012

ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

ass assassin

one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim

Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.

by atown86 December 25, 2007