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State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 14, 2013
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Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025
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Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"
by EroticOnion23 February 8, 2024
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States

Hey man, thats pretty states bro.
by States man March 12, 2021
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Quaker State

A motor oil brand, named for the nickname for Pennsylvania
by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020
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