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Holy Homo Hobo

A saintly homosexual hobo.

They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.

They like to share everything with their hobo friends.
Hobo1:Hey theres Greg.

Hobo2:He certainly is a Holy Homo Hobo.
by nuclear hobo March 1, 2022
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TikTok Homo

Something you call a homo who uses TikTok, but sometimes TikTok users are gay sissies in general.
"Oh man! Look at this hot big bank."
"What? You're a simp and a TikTok Homo at the same time."
by RedditLover69 March 26, 2022
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No Homo!

This phrase , like many others,, started in the military. It's use is required PRIOR TO saying or doing ANYTHING that your peers might misinterpret, usually deliberately, in order to give you at least seven metric fucktons of crap for it, ad infinitum. The "No Homo!" claim Absolutely MUST be invoked beforehand; Saying, or worse, doing something that Could Be interpreted as "gay" (by Any witness in the immediate vicinity) without the protection of the invocation "No Homo!" may and Almost Always DOES result in the delivery of the aforementioned measurement of crap...from Anyone who later hwars of the incident.

The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".

For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
"...and, so, No Homo!...I wrapped my arms around his/her waist like this (as they begin to demonstrate it), and then..."
OR,
"I've been transferred to XYZ Unit, as of tomorrow. No Homo!, but I love you guys...You're my family!"
by J Man 74 March 26, 2022
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no homo

the thing you must say before doing ANYTHING gay, unless you are gay 😶
by sussy bake April 29, 2022
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Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022
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An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.
Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.
by Wally world 6047 June 9, 2022
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no homo

when you do or say something gay but say no homo, its not considered gay.
*2 girls kiss*
Girl 1: no homo
(that wasnt gay bc she said no homo)
by AnnaLeo June 22, 2022
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