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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
by von groovy July 4, 2019
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Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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boss hand

a majestic hand movement to show off ones sexy facial expressions made by a dabbing unicorn
there goes the lets get weird family doing the boss hand again
by taquitojoker May 29, 2019
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Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.
My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.
by SPWhite June 9, 2019
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hand shoes

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.
by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019
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Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.
Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.
by Doguehaus September 15, 2019
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