1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019

a fabled meat, claimed to be the nectar of the gods, the fruit of eden. Ham is a meat spoken of only by the great prophet nia, spreading the word of the ham, only to the ears of whom who are ready to be endowed with the wisdom, of ham; furthermore there is a fabled video featuring the gods, speaking of ham. In consensus, the existence of ham is left down to speculation, only those who have been blessed with the eternal knowledge of ham, know whether there is fact behind the myth.
by eternal.ix November 13, 2019

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well
by Sanddancer June 28, 2012

lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?
marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
by hamlord3000 June 4, 2015

by Tyym October 26, 2022

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022

by 60000 kids are in my basement November 20, 2020
