God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God and Anime

no True definition

Person 1: you can never defeat me, for I have the power of God and Anime on my side

Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Not You Bitch November 12, 2019

420 god

A holy figure who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis.

“ I went to the cannabis church and prayed to a 420 god.
“Nicolas Gorr is the original 420 god

by 420 god himself May 8, 2019

God Girl

The most beautiful angelic girls in the world. Often described as being mythical angels

The Victoria secret angels are total God Girls

by GenesisKills April 24, 2017

The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.

I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.

by JohnLock7 April 20, 2018

crust god

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK

the CRUST god is CRUSTY

by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017

gods grass

Gods greatest creation... weed

I don’t drink i only smoke gods grass

by V24💗🦋🌼 February 22, 2018