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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Ethan

A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality
"Hey who's that?"
"That's my amazing boyfriend.. ethan<3"

(If you see this no you didn't)
by Grrboilol February 18, 2022
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ETHAN

Ethan is a loser that doesn’t go outside, doesn’t go to school, doesn’t listen to anyone, and has a hot sister
Do you know ethan.
Yeah that kid is a real loser
by LitKoolKid755 April 6, 2022
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Ethan Bach

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Ethan trotter

Ethan what a count we all know a trotter who is a faggot he has a small willy. It's a fact a trotter will never get any pussy. They love there dad a little too much and there mum is a slut.
Look at that kid sucking off his dad
Oh that kid that's ethan trotter

What a bender
by Pussy slayer 4455 August 6, 2021
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Ethan

The most stupidest person a live has an iq of 11. He is very very funny and will always make everyone laugh he also eats glue for a living and is very very special. Who doesn't love a special kid?
by BigBoiMass October 7, 2020
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ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025
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