A evil elf who eats zebra cakes in a cave. Don't get to close because he might want to sing to you until your ears bleed. Daniel Lamar can never have hair, Daniel Lamar is always bald.
by Daniel Lamar December 21, 2016
Get the Daniel Lamarmug. DANIEL JAMES SEAVEY IS THE DEFINITION OF A PERFECT MAN/GIRAFFE!!! His eyes are brighter than anyone's future and his eyelashes are longer that anyones list of accomplishments.
HE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS
"If you ever need anyone to lick things for you I'm your guy ~ Daniel Seavey
HE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS
"If you ever need anyone to lick things for you I'm your guy ~ Daniel Seavey
Friend: hey who's that on your phone.
Me: *pulls out a chair and a microphone*
Also Me: This, is Daniel Seavey
Friend: who??
Me: let me explain
*2 hours later*
Me: still hasn't finished ranting on and on about how fucking perfect and gorgeous he is
Me: *pulls out a chair and a microphone*
Also Me: This, is Daniel Seavey
Friend: who??
Me: let me explain
*2 hours later*
Me: still hasn't finished ranting on and on about how fucking perfect and gorgeous he is
by Downey.Holland November 26, 2019
Get the Daniel Seaveymug. by Katow August 19, 2021
Get the Daniel Towmug. When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock
Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
Get the Daniel Chadcliffemug. The hottest man on earth. Everything to limelights. Has a smile that is contagious. Cares more about others then himself. Gets hate but doesn’t deserve it. Deserves way more then he gets. Looks like a giraffe. Loves watermelon but is allergic to it *maybe cause he ate it too much*. Has an amazing voice. Is the best boyfriend. He is also a BEAST in bed!!!😏 So ladies if you ever get fucked by him be ready to be sore for days. He is EVERYTHING
Person 1: omg I love giraffes
Person 2: I only like one giraffe
Person 1: which one
Person 2: Daniel Seavey
Person 1: who is that
Person2: *jaw drops* we are not friends anymore. BYE. *puts her hand in her face and walks off*
Person 2: I only like one giraffe
Person 1: which one
Person 2: Daniel Seavey
Person 1: who is that
Person2: *jaw drops* we are not friends anymore. BYE. *puts her hand in her face and walks off*
by Daniel James seavey October 22, 2019
Get the Daniel Seaveymug. by DJWCBT01 May 5, 2022
Get the Daniel Curleymug. The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.
Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"
by DanielCraigLoverGayEdition June 5, 2022
Get the Daniel Craigmug.