Girl code

1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = We need
5. I am sorry = I am sorry
6. We need to talk = We need to talk
7. Sure, go ahead = Permission
8. Do what you want = Permission
9. I am not upset = I am not upset
10. You're very attentive tonight = Looking good

Girl code can be complex.

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 24, 2023

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Code grayed

A code gray is the thing that they call at hospitals when they need off duty/on duty police in a room real quickly. So it’s just a more badass and insider slang way of saying you got arrested. Usually it means you got arrested in a hospital but it can just refer to getting arrested in any place where it’s a super urgent situation.

Patient: “okay okay so I was like in the ED yesterday right.”
Friend: “go on go on.”
Patient: “yeah so I was feelin all dizzy all wonky and shit.”
Friend: “yeah yeah yeah from baseline tachycardia?”
Patient: “yeah but like the PA comes in right and this mfer went on about tellin me that my dizziness be from a drug that I just did like half a titration on and shit.”
Friend: “ohhh that’s a misdiagnosis.”
Patient: “yeah like that that mfer ain’t even read an EKG like she ain’t even see that I was experiencing SVT rhythm and she ain’t even look at the P wave orrrr the T wave.”
Friend: “that’s cap cause you can miss the T wave but the P wave? What bullshit.”
Patient: “oh wait there’s more.”
Friend: “lemme guess, a trough proved their bullshit.”
Patient: “nahhhh these mfers refused to run a trough but the fucked thing is that I had a trough prior to titration and it was at a 7.”
Friend: “no fuckin wayyyy, these mfers full of shit.”
Patient: “yeah so I beat the shit outta the PA and then I got code grayed.”

by Sacredfart April 1, 2023

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jimbo code

A snippet of code that would make any sensible developer raise their eyebrows over their head

Jake: Hey Lorey, did you get the GLua snippet from Mr. X?
Lorey: Yeah. I haven't taken a look at it though.
Jake: *Takes a look, raises eyebrow to ceiling*
Lorey: What's wrong?
Jake: It's... It's jimbo code...

Lorey: Oh god...

by JakeyF_ March 29, 2019

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duct tape code

Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.

Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.

Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.

by MeneerLuka June 19, 2023

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