by edenjoyful@gmail.com November 5, 2019

by S0900 December 10, 2018

(More likely christmas and all the shit that is involved)
That time of the year when:
1. "tumblr" or hipster people get their fairylights, hot chocolate in cute mugs and cozy socks out and stress about their instagram theme
2. your teachers are trying to kill you with just another ten pounds of homework, and after that, the sadistics say suuper casual that now you have to study for exams a.k.a. 3 hours sleep a day
3. your parents get their christmas cd's (where they know every single word from), christmas decoration, christmas tree and warnings that you should start on time for the exams out
That time of the year when:
1. "tumblr" or hipster people get their fairylights, hot chocolate in cute mugs and cozy socks out and stress about their instagram theme
2. your teachers are trying to kill you with just another ten pounds of homework, and after that, the sadistics say suuper casual that now you have to study for exams a.k.a. 3 hours sleep a day
3. your parents get their christmas cd's (where they know every single word from), christmas decoration, christmas tree and warnings that you should start on time for the exams out
1. Julia: Omg Sarah, did you saw the pic that Mylifeaseva posted yesterday?
Sarah: Yeess omg I saw it, I'm so jealous of her christmas theme, why isn't my aesthetic as pretty as hers
2. Teacher: Alright class, don't forget to give your essay to me tommorow and also don't forget that in 3 days your first exam is already there
Student: Gives up on life and drops dead
3. Sarah's mom: Julia's mom said that she's already studying for the exams, shouldn't you be doing the same?
Sarah: But momm, there's a new season from Teen Wolf and I haave to see itt, I will study tommorow ---The next week Julia still hasn't studied
Sarah: Yeess omg I saw it, I'm so jealous of her christmas theme, why isn't my aesthetic as pretty as hers
2. Teacher: Alright class, don't forget to give your essay to me tommorow and also don't forget that in 3 days your first exam is already there
Student: Gives up on life and drops dead
3. Sarah's mom: Julia's mom said that she's already studying for the exams, shouldn't you be doing the same?
Sarah: But momm, there's a new season from Teen Wolf and I haave to see itt, I will study tommorow ---The next week Julia still hasn't studied
by pugsarecool December 15, 2016

by SleezySlut December 23, 2023

A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
by violet_frogg December 2, 2020

by Lanborp December 1, 2022

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.
Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
by makepar December 26, 2016
