new castle

a shit place to live.

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”

by ilovenapping July 4, 2022

Radula Castion

Only one of the best fursuit makers ever. They make lifelike fursuits with amazin heads that you can puppeteer, from blinking to ears, to even snarling. You should definitely check out their website

Person 1: YOOOOOOOOO did you see the new fursuit Radula Castion made?
Person 2: Yeah, I was the one who commissioned them to make it for me. I even made a video of my new fursuit singing to some music!
Person 2: *shows Person 1 the video*
Person 1: 😲

by Sunny The Dragon July 18, 2022

Randy castillo

he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.

*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*

by kiwi(randy i hope u see this) July 27, 2022

Bouncy Castle

Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.

Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.

Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.

by Lillian Grundy August 6, 2022

cristopher castillo

he’s that one fish in the sea that’s almost impossible to catch. if you get him he’s yours forever. he probably loves little yippie dogs. he’s a cornball and acts like drake sometimes with the things he says. he’s rly not that funny but is unintentionally funny. he also wears 28237637 pounds of cologne whenever you see him bc he wants you to smell like him. he loves music and his friends. he moons everyone with his ass

damn y’all see cristopher castillo, his ass is looking phat.

by okay thank you so much for the August 16, 2022

Axel Castro

A stupid dumbass who thinks he’s funny, fuck him

Axel Castro is a fucking dumbass, don’t go near him

by Uwuwuwuwuuwuw August 19, 2022

Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.

Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!

by gooffahh September 11, 2022