Bruce McConkie

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009

horizontal neck brace

Hold her throat until she looses conscious and it's like being with a dead corpse

I have her the horizontal neck brace last night.

by KatieFlaherty June 13, 2017

Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.

Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.

by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009

jelly bracelets..

omg wtf i just knew this like a few days ago and i was shocked who the hell made this bull up?..i bet it was a fucked-up drunken ass!....they have no meanings i think they look cute for every girl to wear in ma place we dunt have these problems but a boy snapped ma frnds black bracelet and he was like u have to have sex with me or ill rape u and this boy is like 17 and outta skool....our gang*boys and girls* were tellin him wtf it has no meanin its FASHION!...
and they r cute to wear nuthin else..

red-lapdance
blue-blowjob
gold-everything
clear(gray)-wat the snapper wants
pink-kissin
yellow-hugging
black- SEX..

by kisses and hugs April 26, 2005

Bruce

Another word for a cheap or inferior beer. Derived from brewski.

This party blows, hey Broseph, toss me another Bruce.

by jslice68 October 12, 2009

Bruce Lee

Any Asian guy who is really into white chicks.

Wang Hung Lo is Bruce Lee; he only goes out with white chicks.

by Linda Lee July 1, 2006

Brycen

A dumb short guy confused about his race and talks about penises alot.

Did you see Brycen? He's getting on my nerves

by black but white June 19, 2019