Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!
by ripwrn May 10, 2022
When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.
by JDiddy2Pretty September 27, 2015
when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays June 03, 2011
when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012
What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.
Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
by Pseudo Word Bird March 07, 2020
A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.
Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 01, 2022