When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
by AmSchem June 15, 2017
mugGet the pound of bacon with a side of sausagemug.

Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023
mugGet the Brown baconmug.
when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019
mugGet the cunt ragging, bacon slappingmug.

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.
Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.
by Startdust April 21, 2023
mugGet the Kevin Baconedmug.

bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..
Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.
by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014
mugGet the bacon stainsmug.

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