Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I me

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To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean

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long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

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Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

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When a group of primarily male individuals band together to eat fresh hot bacon out of another individual’s asshole in a “bobbing” manner

I signed up for this years annual Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob.

Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?

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I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

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"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"

Streaky bacon by Hayhog October 2, 2025

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