Bastardized

To mess around or screw up.

I Bastardized a Ouji Board.

by Eggman26 January 2, 2026

Billbodied Bastard

Someone who is being unlike themselves.

"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"

by Connor October 24, 2004

cock bastard

herb meaning stupid, retarted etc.

You're a cock bastard mad stupid.

by flakis January 17, 2009

Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

The Bastage

Tenacious, relentless, brutally honest, has no equal.

Scott is the bastage

by Scott - The Bastage December 18, 2008

Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met

If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard

by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009

sound bastard

A person who inflicts his musical preference on the public via mobile phone or portable media player.
Sound Bastards tend to have a poor musical taste combined with poor built in speakers which makes them particularly irritating.

"Check out that sound bastard playing Britney Spears in the middle of the train station."

by keystealer April 30, 2010