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Mad Black

Takes pride in the fact he got sent to prison and will threaten to murder you in an airport with a heavy duty crossbow. Says he will shoot up your block until he finds you while teaching your children how to duck. Will snap and have a mental breakdown if someone brings his past gay lovers. It has been fortold he likes to take it up the ass.
Person 1: "Don't bring up prison or mad black will come shoot up your block! He's still in the closet even after all those pistol whippings his gang gave him".

Person 2: "For someone who claims to not give a shit, mad black sure feels threatened when you question his sexuality".
by Imsupergirl11 October 18, 2019
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Black Rose

Purely imperfect or less than perfect individual but still worth it.
by Lil Slipp Upp February 12, 2020
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no black swan

The new no homo/ not lesbian. The movie black swan is totally lesbian and nasty, this term is used for the opposite of that (straight and not gay).
My bestie looks hot today & I love her to death, no black swan.
by BJ (; July 5, 2011
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black napkin

Describes something that is probably above average, but is trying a bit too hard to be more than it really is.

Generally used to describe restaurants. The phrase originates from the practice, frequently deployed by establishments that fall into this category, of replacing a white table napkin with a black one for customers with darker clothing.
The food was actually quite good, but the restaurant was a bit black napkin.
by Telebev November 4, 2009
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Black Baboon

(noun) A real spear-chucker who causes problems with their outlandish comments and actions

(noun) An Uncle Tom who gets him-/herself into trouble for being a true nig nog

(noun) N-word Jim
"Fucking Ricky is such a Black Baboon; he caused such a brawl at the Black Pearl on Grand Avenue last night..."

"How many times can we bail Ted out of jail for acting like such a Black Baboon?? He is always doing crazy shit and trying to fuck niggas up dey noses..."

"Can you pass me the oar, you Black Baboon?"
by blorpy October 18, 2016
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Black Cock

Similar to blackface it is the act of painting your cock black in hopes that it will become bigger.
by THEONETHATISTACO November 14, 2022
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Black Mud

A type of mud that sticks to everyone and everything. It's extremely hard to get off. Standing in it too long can cause you to slightly sink in it.
Person 1: Oh lord, look at all this mud on my pants and shoes! I barely touched the stupid mud!
Person 2: Dang, thats black mud, you'd better stay inside.
by Pinesol May 10, 2009
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