Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 17, 2022

Attack Buzzard

Is a freaky dark monkey that smells like marijuana and wet dirt. And hates all white people that are not part of the KKK

Hi my name is Attack Buzzard

by Pu$$i $layer November 14, 2017

Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 03, 2023

Nac Attack

When someone drinks Cognac and gets twisted

Brando: Yoo Bro, You see Malcom over there? He lit as fuck!

Jared: Yeah man we been throwing shots back, he’s got hit with the Nac Attack

by Sosa2Muxh January 29, 2024

slander attack

Responding back with a slanderous/false statement against someone, when one can't come up with a valid and factual argument

This creator was hit with a ''slander attack'' and is getting cancelled online.

by som3where-s4fe June 04, 2025

ethiopian gas attack

the act of farting during sexual activities on purpose while sitting on a partners face but pretending to make it sound like an accitdent

yo i gave my man an ethiopian gas attack last night it felt so good to do

by Esftsgsgw.gywgsgysgs January 15, 2020

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021