Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children

Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Apocolyptic alpacas

A metal band formed in linthwaite made of two children

I'm in a band called apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Aporgonaphobia

Aporgonaphobia — the irrational fear or anxiety of being unable to release sexual tension or ejaculate, especially during periods of intentional abstinence such as No Nut November.

During No Nut November, Mark’s Aporgonaphobia kicked in hard — every time someone mentioned the challenge, he broke into a nervous sweat and clutched his phone like it was his lifeline.

by MoshiWoshi November 10, 2025

Apophilia

Apophilia: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

"He asked him to be his boyfriend but now he's experiencing apophilia"

by Indie_nevermind November 17, 2025

Digital Apostosis

Digital Apostosis

Integrated systems with binary conodes nonascently intertwiliionate nether quatertrillions every tercerio cinquistico semester. Their strong back depth perception capabilities assimilate nonterceraly. Therefore, the center of the contaglionisms may not allow outside contaglionisms futher north.

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Digital Apostosis

After primary announcement, integrate primarily and resurpulate netherterily.

Un ejemplo de cuyo hombre quisiera recordarme, no hay mucho tiempo quisiera vivir en un villaje de los de la mancha en astillero, adarga antiqua, rociin flaco y galgo correadoreiis.

Afuera, al frente, a la izquierda y tica, boca, habla. Toy nombre asada estrella. despues de graciarme sguir.

- Kudar X Fettucini

by [e-mail] February 3, 2009

rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by gimmieames December 7, 2010

over-apostrophization

The overuse of apostrophes

I can't stand my teacher's over-apostrophization when he writes things like "1960's" and "SAT's" on the board.

Person 1: How many cup's of coffee have you had?
Person 2: Come on, man, stop it with the over-apostrophization.

by Smaugher November 27, 2010